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I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions. – Dorothy Day, 1897-1980
“A walk of 1000 miles starts with the first step” – Ghandi
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The weather is very nice today and a change from the last day or so. However, the rest of Spain has a very mixed bag of snow, rain, flooding and then us down on the coast enjoying the sunshine. Yes. I do realise we are very fortunate.
I watched a bit of the Manchester derby last night and the season mi9ght yet have a few twists and turns before the cups are awarded.
In 1931 , The Empire State Building in New York was dedicated and opened. It was 102 stories tall and was the tallest building in the world at the time. I ask myself why we need such high buildings? We have the Bali Hotel near us in La Cala de Finestrat. This, I’m told, is the highest hotel in Europe and it looks as if this could well be true. As I hate heights I will not be going to see the top of the building. There is a race to the top of the building each year by a group of runners who obviously want to push their bodies to the li mits of their endurance. I have walked up 14 flights of stairs in Benidorm and came the closest I’ve been to a myocardiac infarction. Mind you, I think I’d prefer to walk up the stairs than be stuck in one of those little lifts that go up the outside of the building. Fancy getting stuck in one of those. Meanwhile, the building of these high rise buildings goes on. Not far from the Bali Hotel we have the Twin Towers which look enormous. Already a number of construction workers have fallen to their deaths on this building. Will I be visiting the top floor? You can work that one out for yourself..
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These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite…)
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a ‘full six-pack’ but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming..
10. If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
11. It’s impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
Cops
1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”
2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”
3. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
4. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
5. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.” (LOVE IT)
6. “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”
7. “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”
8. “Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”
9. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”
10. “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.”
11. “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”
12. “In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC.” ( National Crime Information Center )
13. “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?”
14. “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”
15. “I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”
AND THE WINNER IS.…
16. “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t.. Sign here.”
Banned from Sainsbury’s.
I didn’t like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury’s store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I’d lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and needles in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me I told her no, I ran across the road to sniff an Irish Setter’s rear end and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. ….I’m now banned from Sainsbury’s. …..better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
Events 1st May
1308 – King Albert was murdered by his nephew John, because he refused his share of the Habsburg lands. I must keep an eye on my nephews
1486 – Christopher Columbus convinced Queen Isabella to fund an expedition to the West Indies. He wanted to spice up his life
1707 – England, Wales and Scotland were united to form Great Britain. Been in love ever since
1751 – America’s first cricket tournament was held in New York City. Funny how it’s not caught on
1805 – The state of Virginia passed a law requiring all freed slaves to leave the state, or risk either imprisonment or deportation. Probably better off being slaves
1877 – U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes withdrew all Federal troops from the South, ending Reconstruction.
1883 – William F. Cody (Buffalo Bill) had his first Wild West Show. Half man half beast
1889 – Asa Candler published a full-page advertisement in The Atlanta Journal, proclaiming his wholesale and retail drug business as “sole proprietors of Coca-Cola … Delicious. Refreshing. Exhilarating. Invigorating.” Mr. Candler did not actually achieve sole ownership until 1891 at a cost of $2,300. I thought it was first sold as a medicine
1898 – The U.S. Navy under Dewey defeated the Spanish fleet at Manila Bay in the Philippines. I live in Spain so NO COMMENT
1905 – In New York, radium was tested as a cure for cancer.
1927 – Adolf Hitler held his first Nazi meeting in Berlin. I hate what he did and stood for but he was an inspirational speaker.
1931 – The Empire State Building in New York was dedicated and opened. It was 102 stories tall and was the tallest building in the world at the time. Amazing. How do these buildings stay standing?
1937 – U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt signed an act of neutrality, keeping the United States out of World War II. Would it last?
1944 – The Messerschmitt Me 262, the first combat jet, made its first flight. A fantastic machine
1945 – Martin Bormann, private secretary to Adolf Hitler, escaped from the Fuehrerbunker as the Red Army advanced on Berlin. Can’t say I blame him
1945 – Admiral Karl Doenitz succeeded Hitler as leader of the Third Reich. This was one day after Hitler committed suicide.Was he as bad?
1948 – The People’s Democratic Republic of Korea (North Korea) was proclaimed.
1960 – Francis Gary Powers’ U-2 spy plane was shot down over the Soviet Union. Powers was taken prisoner.I wonder what went through his mind?
1961 – Fidel Castro announced there would be no more elections in Cuba.The dictator had spoken
1986 – The Tass News Agency reported the Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident. We still need to learn from this event
1992 – On the third day of the Los Angeles riots resulting from the Rodney King beating trial. King appeared in public to appeal for calm, he asked, “Can we all get along?” Good man
1999 – On Mount Everest, a group of U.S. mountain climbers discovered the body of George Mallory. Mallory had died in June of 1924 while trying to become the first person to reach the summit of Everest. At the time of the discovery it was unclear whether or not Mallory had actually reached the summit. I don’t remember reading this?
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The Day’s Music Events 1st May
1955, on tour with Hank Snow’s All Star Jamboree, Elvis Presley played three shows at the Municipal Auditorium in New Orleans, Louisiana. Sun Records had just released Elvis’ fourth single, ‘Baby, Let’s Play House.’The king was on the way
1955, Leonard Chess signs Chuck Berry to a recording contract after he came highly recommended by Muddy Waters.Was he duck walking?
1962, The Beatles started a month long residency at The Star Club, Hamburg, Germany.This would stand them in good stead
1965, Herman’s Hermits started a three week run at No.1 in the US singles chart with ‘Mrs Brown You’ve Got A Lovely Daughter’.Peter Noone was always going to USA
1966, The Beatles played a 15-minute live set on stage for the last time in the UK when they appeared at the NME Poll Winners concert at Wembley Empire Pool. Also on the bill, The Spencer Davis Group, The Fortunes, Herman’s Hermits, Roy Orbison, Cliff Richard, The Rolling Stones, The Seekers, The Small Faces, Dusty Springfield, The Walker Brothers, The Who and The Yardbirds.What a fabulous line-up
1967, 32 year old Elvis Presley married 21 year old Priscilla Beaulieu, a girl he first met in 1959 when she was just 14 years old. When Elvis got out of the army in 1960, Beaulieu moved into the singer’s Graceland mansion with her family’s blessing. The wedding ceremony took place at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas and although the marriage license was only $15, the wedding cake cost $3,500. The couple divorced after five years of marriage on October 9, 1973. Priscilla is a huge part of the early Elvis story
1967, The F.B.I. arrested The Beach Boys’ Carl Wilson on charges of avoiding the military draft and refusing to take the Oath of Allegiance. He was later released and joined the rest of the band in Ireland for a British tour.Who instigated these proceedings?
1971, Dave and Ansil Collins were at No.1 in the UK singles chart with ‘Double Barrel’. It featured renowned drummer Sly Dunbar who was only 14 when the song was recorded. Wasn’t one of them the magnificent?
1973, In the US, Washington DC, proclaimed a ‘Marvin Gaye Day’.I heard that through the grapevine
1974, The Carpenters performed at the White House, at the request of President Nixon. Theirs was a nearly royal command performance
1976, The Bellamy Brothers went to No.1 on the US singles chart with ‘Let Your Love Flow’, the duo’s only US No.1, a No.7 hit in the UK. Good song
1977, The ‘White Riot Tour’ kicked of at the Roxy in London with The Clash, The Jam and The Buzzcocks. Was it a riot?
1979, Elton John became the first pop star to perform in Israel. In three weeks time he also became the first Western solo pop performer to tour Russia. Great CV
1980, the South African government banned Pink Floyd’s single ‘Another Brick In The Wall’ after black children adopted the song as their anthem in protest against inferior education. This really didn’t make any sense
1982, Barry Manilow scored his first UK No.1 album when ‘Barry Live In Britain’ went to the top of the charts.Great artiste
1984, Fleetwood Mac drummer and founder member Mick Fleetwood filed for bankruptcy. What had he done with all his money?
1986, American songwriter and producer Hugo Peretti died aged 70. Wrote and produced many classic hits including, ‘Can’t Help Falling In Love’, ‘Twistin’ The Night Away’, ‘Shout’, ‘The Hustle’ and ‘You Make Me Feel Brand New.’ Wonderful talent
1987, Tom Jones appeared on UK TV Channel 4 Show ‘The Last Resort’ with Jonathan Ross. Jones performed a version of the Prince song ‘Kiss’.Tom Jones is wonderful
1993, Cliff Richard went to No.1 on the UK album chart with ‘The Album’ his seventh UK No.1 album. Sir Cliff is wonderful
1993, George Michael, Queen and Lisa Stansfield went to No.1 on the UK singles chart with ‘The Five Live EP’ which was recorded at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert held in April 1992, at Wembley Stadium, London. I don’t remember this
1997, Status Quo guitarist Rick Parfitt had a quadruple heart by-pass operation after visiting his Harley Street doctor and complaining of chest pains. I’m glad he’s still around
1999, the Paintings of Paul McCartney exhibit opened at the Lyz Art Forum, Siegen, Germany. The exhibit featured 70 paintings by the former Beatle, including a piece called ‘Bowie Spewing’ McCartney’s representation of a young David Bowie.What a man
2003, American soul singer Barry White suffered a stroke while being treated for kidney failure. The singer died two months later on July 4th 2003. Sad loss
2005, Coldplay became the first British band to have a new entry in the US Top 10 singles chart since The Beatles. Coldplay’s latest single ‘Speed Of Sound’ entered the chart at number eight, only the second time a UK band has achieved the feat. The Beatles managed it with ‘Hey Jude’ in 1968. I hadn’t realised this
2005, Tony Christie made chart history by hanging on to the UK number one spot for the seventh week in a row with ‘(Is This The Way To) Amarillo.’ The last single to spend that long at number one was ‘Believe’ by Cher from October to December 1998. It’s a great song but I think peter Kay was the pull
2005, Bruce Springsteen went to No.1 on the UK album chart with ‘Devils & Dust’ the American singer songwriters sixth UK No.1. Great achievement
2005, Matchbox 20 singer Rob Thomas went to No.1 on the US album chart with his first solo album ‘Something To Be.’ This marked the first time a male artist from a rock group had debuted at number one with his first solo album since the Billboard Top 200 was introduced 50 years ago. I must try and listen to him
2009, A Queen fan won a private two-hour guitar lesson with Brian May after bidding more than £7,500 at a charity auction in London. The auction was held in support of the Action for Brazil’s Children Trust, of which May is a patron.You can get lessons free on the internet
Birthday Boys and Girls
1930, Blues artist, Little Walter. First harmonica player to amplify his harmonica giving it a distorted echoing sound. He died on February 15th 1968.
1939, Judy Collins, US singer, (1968 US No. 8 & 1970 UK No.14 single ‘Both Sides Now’). 1944, Born on this day, Rita Coolidge, US singer, songwriter, backing singer with Joe Cocker, Delaney and Bonnie, solo, (1977 UK No.6 & US No.7 single ‘We’re All Alone’). Married Kris Kristofferson.
1954, Ray Parker Jr. (1984 US No.1 & UK No.2 single ‘Ghostbusters’).
1957, Rick Driscoll, Kenny, (1975 UK No.3 single ‘The Bump’).
1957, Steve Farris, Mr Mister, (1985 US No.1 & 1986 UK No.4 single ‘Broken Wings’). 1959, Phil Smith, sax, Haircut 100, (1982 UK No.3 & US No.37 single ‘Love Plus One’)
1962, Owen Paul, UK singer, (1986 UK No. 3 single ‘My Favourite Waste Of Time’).
1967, Tim McGraw, US country singer, 1994 US No.1 album ‘Not A Moment Too Soon’.















